So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
i want to date a tall boy with brown hair that brings me pizza and a movie when im alone and picks me up in his car and just takes a ride through the countryside and takes silly pictures with me and kisses me a lot and doesn’t mind that 78% of the time im really stupid and embarrassing and look like shit
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
Five more weeks until April 6.
Five. More. WEEEEEEKS.